TOP TEN REASONS TO BE A SILVER DAGGER

Courtesy of Namira

10) Because we know what's really under our highlanders kilts, THONGS!! 9) Because of the stimulating intellectual conversations regarding each other's butts. 8) Because our friars REALLY know how to use their sticks. 7) Because our clerics save our butts on a regular basis, even while drunk and/or sleeping. 6) Because were all grass connoisseurs and masters of the dirt nap]. 5) Because everyone in the guild is absolutely terrified to break mez. 4) Because of the patented SD TPW, until you've experienced it at least once, you haven't really lived. 3) Because its fun being run over and flattened by your guildmates. BEEP BEEP! 2) Because our guildleader wears a dress, and he's proud of it! 1) Because nowhere else in Albion is there a better (or nuttier) group of people.

TPW: Total Party Wipeout